For the uninitiated and/or haters of royal weddings, this post is about a Hat. A Hat of such bizarre and astronomical ugliness that it provided enough ammunition to keep the fashion police in business for at least the next decade. It is about the Hat worn by princess Beatrice to the royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton, which once and for all quashed any notion that being upper class implied actually having class.
I deliberately delayed posting this in order to give the meme factory a while to ferment the plethora of ideas which must, by nature of the craziness, arise from the Hat, and spit out the best and most hilarious results.
That said, the Hat ruined the royal wedding for me in some ways because, like walking in on your boyfriend’s parents having sex, once you saw it, you could not unsee it.