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JEHOVAH’S WAITRESSES & THE VELCRO PYGMIES … NEED I SAY MORE?
// July 31st, 2008 // 5 Comments » // humour, lists, random madness
Just came back from a most enjoyable Geek Dinner (about which more later) at which I boldly boasted to have a list of the worst band names known to man…SO…you know your names..here is the list as promised (courtesy of my friend Spike).
I feel it only fair at this point to issue a challenge…do you know of a band with a name that should grace this list? If not, why not make one up? We shall have a leeetle contest, and I shall send the winner a free…um…handy-multipurpose-kitchenutensil-which-is-gathering-dust- under- my-sink-cos-I-haven’t-figured-out-what-it-does-yet!!! Yaaaay!! (OK forgive me I’m totally hyper, I’ve just had 10 cups of like, seriously strong coffee..wheeeeeeee!)
RIGHT: Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:
[ a ]
· Albino Toilet Boys
· Alcoholocaust
· Alcoholics Unanimous
· Apocalypse Hoboken
[ b ]
· Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
· The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
· Band Over
· Band That Shot Liberty Valence
· Barbara’s Bush
· Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
· The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
· The Boxing Ghandis
· Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
· Breakfast in Beruit
· Bulimia Banquet
[ c ]
· Caltransvestites
· Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
· Carnage Asada
· Cindy Brady’s Lisp
· Cortizone 5
· Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
[ d ]
· The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
· The Dead Sea Squirrels
· The Dead Kennedys
· The Dick Clarks
· The Dick Nixons
· Drunks With Guns
[ e ]
· e. coli
· Edith Head
· Electric Prostates
· Elvis Hitler
· Ethyl Merman
[ f ]
· Fearless Iranians From Hell
· Fields of Shit
· The 4-Skins
· Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
· The French are from Hell
· Fromage d’Amour
[ g ]
· Gefilte Joe and the Fish
· Gonoreagan
[ h ]
· Headless Marines
· Hell Camino
· Herpes Cineplex
· Hindu Garage Sale
· Hitler’s Bikini
· HIV and the Positives
· Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
· Hornets Attack Minnie’s Mouse
[ i ]
· Inhale Mary
[ j ]
· Janitors Against Apartheid
· Jehovah’s Waitresses
· Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
· Jesus Christ Super Fly
· Jesus Chrysler Supercar
· Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
· JFKFC
· Jonestown Punch
[ k ]
· Kathleen Turner Overdrive
· Kerrigan’s Knees
[ l ]
· Lack of Afro
· Lawn Piranhas
· The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
· Lee Harvey Keitel
· Lesbian Ninjas
· Louder Than God
[ m ]
· Mao Tse Helen
· Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
· Max Roach and the Holders
· Minnie Pearl’s Jam
· Mr. Happy and the Genocides
· My Dog Has Hitler’s Brain
[ n ]
· Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
· Nervous Christians and the Lions
· Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
· Not Drowning, Waving
[ p ]
· Pabst Smear
· Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
· Penis DeMilo
· Pepto Dismal
· Phenobarbidols
· Phlegm Fatale
· Poultry in Motion
· Pretentious Flamedogs
· The Pro-Midget Mafia
· Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
· Psycho Sluts from Hell
· Pungent Frustration
[ r ]
· Raging Pimps of Doom
· Reluctant Stereotypes
· Results of Inbreeding
· Retarded Elf
· Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
[ q ]
· Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
[ s ]
· Sandy Duncan’s Eye
· Screaming Headless Torsos
· Screaming Iguanas of Love
· Screaming Moist Accountants
· Septic Death
· Seven Year Bitch
· The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
· Shirley Temple of Doom
· Shirley Temple Pilots
· Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
· Skeptic Tank
· Smegma & the Nuns
· Smorgasborgnine
· Solosex
· The Sound of Munich
· Spastic Colon
· The Sphinctones
· Stukas Over Bedrock
[ t ]
· Taliban Tootsies
· Ted Bundy’s Volkswagen
· The Telephony Bandits of Doom
· Testostertones
· Thank God We’re Immortal
· They Tried To Frame OJ
· To Live and Shave in LA
· Toxic Shock and the Tampons
· Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
· Tragic Mulatto Hairdo
· Transsexual Hitler
[ u ]
· Uncle Dickie’s Shameless Quickies
[ v ]
· The Velcro Pygmies
· Vic Morrow’s Head
[ w ]
· The Well Hung Hungarians
· Willie Nelson Mandela
[ y ]
· Yoko Homo
[ z ]
· Zombies Under Stress
