It is with great jubilation that I bid farewell to Movember and a host of friends whose looks are hovering somewhere between serial killer and paedophile.
As next Movember rolls around (dear god that will be too soon), bear in mind these wise words by Barney Stintson (of ‘How I met your Mother’ fame), from a book that has become a firm fave, The Bro Code (note – a chick can be a Bro if she upholds the ‘articles’ of the Bro Code – read the spoiler here)
“Rule 58. A bro doesn’t grow a moustache.
(Exception: Tom Selleck)”
A belief I have held firm since childhood – moustaches have creeped me out since I can remember. I will, however, have to add:
(Further Exception: Pirates)
So come now guys, whack out the razor and get down with the deforestation, you’ll just never measure up to Tom and unless you come swinging through my living room clutching a panga in your teeth, you’re no pirate either.